Last Thursday many heard an America described that bore little resemblance to reality: Violent crime and murder rates going up, cops being gunned down every day, more than half the country unemployed, ISIS and illegal aliens swarming past boarders, ready to rape and kill us.
Many noted it wasn’t Ronald Reagan’s “Morning in America,” it sounded more like “Midnight in Hell.”
Fortunately for America there’s a blonde comb over shit gibbon hero with Superman Underoos who can lead us out of the darkness. He and only he can.
Trump promised to take care of crime within his first day in office all over America. He’ll also have the boarder wall built within the first 100 days. He’ll be such a “law and order” president that he will make Richard Nixon look like an ineffectual wimp by comparison.
If you noted that to do all Trump wants to do he’d have to declare a police state, you’re not alone.
To declare a police state he’d have to declare marshal law.
To declare marshal law he’d have to declare a state of emergency.
To declare a state of emergency he’d have to get people to believe that the black guy did what racists have always said happens when black people run formerly white run countries, they destroy them. “Midnight in Hell” is his argument.
According to Trump and Fox News, it’s really bad out there. His supporters believe it. And like Fox, Trump told his audience on Thursday not to listen to other candidates.
Like Mein Kampf, “Midnight in Hell” lays out the underpinnings of the argument, and what its author going to do about it. Except this time in 4th school bully American English.
It’s “Midnight in Hell” people!